A woman goes to Centrelink to register for family allowance. “How many children?” asks the assessor.
“Ten” replies the woman.
“Ten?” says the council worker.
“What are their names?” he asks.
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne”.
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the woman, “it’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout “Waayne, yer dinner’s ready” and they all come running in”.
“What if you want to speak to one of them individually?” says the council worker.
“That’s easy,” says the woman. “I just use their surnames”.
