Awesome animated, interactive wind forecast.
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.
The guy says “sure ” and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!”
11 Pictures of the Beautiful Burleigh. Warm water, nice little righties, just what is needed for the lead up to Chrissy.
Looking at the Hot Air Balloons and wondering just how nice the Gold Coast would have looked from up there…. on a day like today quite spectacular I imagine.
Surf wise, looks like it is going to be a little in the smaller range for a few days but Santa might deliver a few sets for us… Hopefully along with a new stick!
Enjoy.
An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, “Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me”
“Oh, yes, Bruce”, she says.
Then the war started, I joined up, and was sent to the front line, where I lost me legs. You stayed with me.”
“Oh yes, Bruce” she says.
“Then, came home, couldn’t get a job, due to me disability, and bought a farm.”
“Oh, yes, Bruce”, she says.
“The farm flooded, then just when we got over that, there was a bushfire, and then the drought, which wiped us right out: you still stayed with me.”
“Oh yes, Bruce,”
“Now here I am, in excruciating pain, about to die, useless and you’re still with me.”
“Yes Bruce.”
“Shirl.”
“Yes, Bruce?”
“You’re bloody bad luck”
More Australian Jokes at Convict Creations
The inaugural Subway Summer Surf Series comprises of 13 events Australia wide and has been designed to unearth the best male and female junior surfers in quality waves throughout Australia.
Competition for the Gold Coast Event runs from the 3rd Jan, 2015 to 4th Jan, 2015. To enter you must be under the specified age as of the 22nd March, 2015. All divisions are limited, with entry allocated on a first in first served basis, with entries closing on Tuesday the 30th of December.
Divisions are Under 18 girls, Under 16 girls, Under 21 girls, Under 18 boys, Under 16 boys, Under 21 boys and will cost you $70 per division.
for all information check out the Surfing Australia Website where you can fill out their Entry Form
Subway. Eat Fresh, Surf hard!
Artist: Rob Fitchett
Date: Sun 21st Dec
Time: 5:00pm
Mermaid Beach Tavern