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You Were With Me

localsurfer / December 17, 2014

An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and […]

localsurfer / August 13, 2014

A woman goes to Centrelink to register for family allowance. “How many children?” asks the assessor. “Ten” replies the woman.

localsurfer / December 17, 2013

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor

localsurfer / December 9, 2013

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign

localsurfer / December 4, 2013

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!

localsurfer / December 3, 2013

Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows

localsurfer / December 2, 2013

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.

localsurfer / November 29, 2013

Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: “Cheap, cheap!”