Life of a Surfer – Absolom Photography
It’s easy to put yourself in this picture.
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A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object.
“I do have three hearts,” said the doctor. “The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It’s $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It’s $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It’s $500,000.”
“Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!”
“Yes, but it’s from a laywer. It’s never been used.”
Capturing the colours of the Soul – Image by Absolom Photography
The Lookout – North Burleigh
Amazing colours in this picture – Image by Bostocks Photography
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Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
“Horrible,” said Johnny. “A car hit my dog in the ass!”
“Rectum,” said the teacher. “Say rectum.”
“Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!”
