Jokes

Snowmen and Snowwomen

localsurfer / April 23, 2015

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

localsurfer / February 23, 2015

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.

localsurfer / January 13, 2015

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the

localsurfer / December 17, 2014

An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and

localsurfer / August 13, 2014

A woman goes to Centrelink to register for family allowance. “How many children?” asks the assessor. “Ten” replies the woman.

localsurfer / August 10, 2014

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female…… Any part under a car’s hood. Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2.

localsurfer / December 17, 2013

A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor

localsurfer / December 13, 2013

Johnny’s teacher asked the class how their weekends were. “Horrible,” said Johnny. “A car hit my dog in the ass!” “Rectum,”